Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
Mutual THIRST follow.
(Source: deanovak, via highimwill)
If you cum inside a girl and she's on birth control, where does it go?
into her heart duh
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
To be completely honest, I’ve always thought the idea of celebrating 4/20 was stupid and tacky.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know